All Bets are Off Around this Cute Poker Player

Meet Krisno B., a Logan Square guy that flexed his muscles for us when he volunteered at our bake sale at the Farmers Market this past Sunday. He not only did some heavy lifting, he also kept us entertained and giggly with his silly humor and dance moves that rival Justin Timberlake himself!

Name: Krisno B.
Age: 26
Neighborhood: Logan Square
Hometown: Madiun, Indonesia
Occupation: Server at Japonais / Small Stakes Grinder Poker Player
Orientation: Straight
Status: Taken
Sign: Sagittarius
Wearing: Thrift store polo shirt and black Dickies shorts
Seen: Volunteering at the Cute Chicago Boys bake sale held last Sunday at the Logan Square Farmers Market
Fun Fact: I learned how to dance from watching MTV, which is also how I learned to speak English. I've lived in four different countries... been to Las Vegas 42 times... and I once lost $10,000 playing blackjack
You can find me: Playing poker, golf, or any other sport. Working at Japonais and hitting up Motel Bar or The Whistler after my shift

Brock Us Like a Hurricane

You may have seen this Cute Chicago Boy DJing about town as a part of the BetaTheta or promoting parties, but we caught him just enjoying the music at Pitchfork Fest. Meet Brock M., and learn all about why he loves the Jesus Lizard!

Name: Brock
Age: 33
Neighborhood: Ukrainian Village
Hometown: Elburn, IL
Occupation: Art Director / Re-toucher / DJ / Promoter
Orientation: Straight
Status: Available
Sign: Aquarius
Wearing: Shades of Blue
Seen: In the crowd during the Jesus Lizard performance at Pitchfork.
Fun Fact: When I turned 21, my college girlfriend bought me Jesus Lizard/Brainiac tickets to a concert at Irving Plaza in New York, and it was the coolest birthday present I ever got from a girl.
You can find me: DeVille. DJing at Motel Bar on Saturdays. Random places around the Ukrainian Village.